I have survived my first week in the land of big hair and boob jobs, and so far, all is well. The week started out a bit cold with some snow but it has since warmed up and the sun is shining – maybe ill get to go swimming yet!
What I’ve learned in Texas so far:
When getting dressed it is important to pick out a shirt that shows as much cleavage and tummy as possible. We call this a “booby shirt”
If you are going to wear shorts or a skirt, make sure it is longer than the bottom of your ass – or shorter
Children under six are permitted to see R rated movies, provided its before 6pm
There is no beer at Super Bowl parties – there is however twister
It is acceptable to play twister with a Pastor – a very cute one at that
I too can have big hair and cleavage when I let my old boss dress me up like a Barbie doll |
